bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

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maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

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extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: trapbelly, via xxvoid)